Recently, on a trip to the Bahamas, my girlfriends and I decided that the ugliest name for the unborn in the belly amongst us would be Rudith.
No doubt, Rudith, would be a tragedy but this lead me to ponder, WTF is up with celebrity baby names? SERIOUSLY. Ok, so, you have a beautiful, like, REALLY beautiful partner and you, you yourself, are beautiful, you are going to have a gorgeous baby, why the dick do you have to name it something shitty like Pilot Inspektor? Zuma Nesta Rock? Kal-el?
I mean, really, so you’re better than us (gen. public), I get it, but are you so much better than the rest of the world you can’t even use our names? I like me a good