Q: “You’re not my brother. You’re just some git I met once.”
A1: Four Weddings and a Funeral.
Said [well, signed; the character’s deaf] by David to Charlie when Charlie is late to an important meeting because he was busy being a jackass & chasing some soon-to-be-married chick. Again.
A2: BEST MOVIE EVER. Okay, so it gets bogged down in the monumentally talentless Andie MacDowell. But it ultimately manages to overcome the nothing-but-a-pretty-face and achieve total awesomeness! I mean, come on— the first line of the movie is “Fuck!” How can you not get behind that? When I first saw it at 12; I laughed myself silly. Plus, it stands up to obsessive re-watching on a level only matched by The Princess Bride and High Fidelity.
A3: Replace ‘brother’ with ‘sister,’ and this is a recipe for my day. I know, I know– I’m whining. But my sister is getting married today– the last wedding of the Summer of Endless Weddings– and unfortunately, I have no delusions about this being a happy send-off. Do not be alarmed if you start seeing news reports about a giant mushroom cloud over Western Pennsylvania this afternoon at around 3pm Eastern Time.
May the Father, the Son and the Holy Spigot help us all.